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Mr. Jones was sued by a Mrs. Johnson for defamation of Character.
She charged that he had called her a pig.
Mr. Jones Was indeed found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge,
"Your Honor, this means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' With no fear of legal action.
Mr. Jones grinned, looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."